Colon Cleanse Review

I tell you what, every time I sit down to write an article for this website / blog I get this tremendous urge to use the bathroom. I’m not sure if it’s to be funny, ironic, or what precisely.

At any rate, lets take a look at some colon loving parasites. It’s sort of interesting. Gross, but interesting. It’s like watching an accident on the highway, you don’t really want to see but you can’t help yourself.

That’s right. Some Americans, Canadians, Egyptians & Mars dwelling humanoids have parasites within their colon amongst potential other uncool places.

What could they possibly be? Well … Here’s somewhat of a brief list:

1. Black Worms.
2. Red Worms.
3. White Worms. These can’t jump very high supposedly.
4. Inch Worms. Supposedly they can even jump higher than the White Worms, despite being only an inch.
5. Pinworms.
6. Hookworms.
7. Little Fish. Not really fish, but a type of parasite simply called “Little Fish” that resemble fish, head tail & all.
8. Threadworms.
9. “Fuzz Balls”. Might even wield night sticks and demand authority…
10. Spiders. Look like a spider. Not your typical spider.
11. Stockpin Worms. These will not boost your stock portfolio.

Yea, so … My most memorable first nightmare I’ve ever had in my life is one night I had a dream where I was at my grandfather and grandmothers house and I was in the kitchen. I looked at my arm and there was a slit in it, and I began pulling out worms. I was probably around 5 or so when I had that dream. I don’t like bugs, parasites, worms, anything that shouldn’t belong in my body.

I am bit of a natural healing buff, and I don’t really appreciate government organizations informing me what is good or not for me; I prefer to rely on my own intelligence and decipher and weed through things myself. I haven’t even had an over the counter medicinal pill since I was 9, which caused me to vomit. Fast forward several decades later without ‘external assistance’ and I’m quite well alive. Imagine that?

Colon cleansing is beneficial in more than one way. There’s potential parasites to be expunged, expelled, rid of … pretty much the general idea makes my skin crawl. Ignorance is bliss.

Now, there actually is good bacteria. A healthy colon promotes good bacteria to safe guard your colon and help smooth out the flow of things. Take for example your blood stream as an analogy. You have white & red blood cells, assuming things are working perfectly fine your white blood cells act as sentinels and assault any foreign invaders in your blood stream.

The same roughly goes for the good bacteria in your colon. Now your white blood cells are going to have a rough row to hoe if you swim around in rusty nails all day, same goes for the good bacteria if you eat a never ending degree of junk food. Quite an extreme comparison, but a good analogy nevertheless.